Anyway. I love Joaquin. I have since Gladiator. He is a good bad guy, a good good guy ... ok, he just looks good.
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

As the evil dude from Gladiator...

I love that sneer. He could get as mad at me as he wanted as long as he looked like that.
Upclose and looking good.

And his "just got laid" hair.

I have something on fire, not sure it is a ring though. Enjoy ladies.
I think his best role was in Signs..."Swing away Merrill. Merrill... swing away." I remember when he was in "Parenthood"!
ReplyDeleteHe's one of the few guys in Hollywood who has obviously had a cleft palate repair, but doesn't have a mustache. It's kind of surprising how many cleft palates you come across in Hollywood. I can think if Viggo Mortensen and Stacey Keech off the top of my head.
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ReplyDeleteI loved Signs, too. And, yeah, Parenthood was back when he was Leaf Phoenix and was interested in "filmmaking" with the guy who looked like his Grandpa. :)
ReplyDeleteGadfly- that was a bizarre comment. Is that what the little upper lip scar is? Chicks dig scars.
And, Ken, you're one sick puppy? When does my Joaquin Phoenix blow-up doll arrive in the mail?