Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Buck Naked

I don't know what it is, but the nights that I sleep naked are ALWAYS the nights that one of my children invariably winds up in my bed. It is some kind of pheromone that I put off that makes the children want to creep into the bedroom to make sure that nothing lurid happens?

I had gotten out of the bathtub and was wearing my robe while staying up late to finish a story I was writing. By the time it was done, I didn't want to go hunting down underwear and a T-shirt, so I just crawled into bed. Somewhere around 2 a.m. I hear the bedroom door open and in wanders the 5-year-old. Thankfully, I have a pillow and blankets in the floor on my side of the bed for when this happens, so he didn't actually get in bed with me until Army of Dad woke up around 4:30 a.m. or so. But, it is still creepy.


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