Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


My boss' bad day

What a crappy way to start the day.

My boss recounted this to me this morning. He got up and was getting ready to leave when he discovers that his car has been hit with a big old blue paintball. Ok, he was able to get that washed off. So, he gets ready to get in the car. He has a flat. Then, he can't get the tire off. Some contractors working on his house show up and after much discussion, the general contractor arrives and they use a 2x4 and a sledgehammer and the tire pops right off. Goes to get the spare. Gets down to put it on and the sprinklers come on. Then, his spare is flat, too.

Gees. I think I would have just gone back in the house and crawled back in bed.


  • At 12:50 PM, March 16, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    Wow, horrible, odds are he got a dent to and scratched the paint. Stupid kids. My house was paintballed on a regular basis last summer, cars and all, as well as the neighbors. I just camped out in my truck a few nights and they finally came by again. Started it up and followed them until they left the neighborhood and were stopped at a stop light. I roll down the window and say...

    "Can you guys please stop paintballing my neighborhood?"

    Oh they laughed and thought it was funny, until a few of my buddies popped up in the bed and peppered their pussy honda with a few loads of paintballs. Single greatest achievement of my pathetic life yet. LOL

  • At 12:58 PM, March 16, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That was great!!! I bet they stopped that shit too huh?

  • At 1:35 PM, March 16, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    OHMIGOD. That is great. Good one Cashin.


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