Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Someone gets paid for this

How do I get invited to the sex conference?

The theme for the society's four-day conference is "Unstudied, Understudied And Underserved Sexual Communities." Presentations range from discussions from autoerotic asphyxiation, or "breath play," to zoophiles, or animal lovers, to more mainstream topics like sex motives of dating partners.

Eww. Isn't that how Michael Hutchence died? Autoerotic asphyxiation? Zoophilia sounds nasty to me. I learned what scat play was the other day. Not firsthand. Eww. In case you didn't know, it is poop stuff during sex. What could be exciting about that?

Even for me. The furry-fascinated hobbit lover ... won't go there. No sir. No way.


  • At 11:11 PM, May 08, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    I actually had to look up Autoerotic asphyxiation. All I'm going to say is that it sounds very very dangerous. Sounds like it will work in theory though. Then again i'm an idiot.

  • At 9:44 AM, May 09, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You're taking me, right?

  • At 10:37 AM, May 09, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    I never knew that is what it was called Cashin, but I had heard about it. Doesn't sound like anything I want to do anytime soon. And Kat, absolutely I would take you with me.

  • At 3:47 PM, May 09, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You wouldn't just take Kat with you, right?

    I know you guys are good friends, but you aren't that good of friends!


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