Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

8.23.2005

Soccer mom stuff

I just wanted to find one of those "I love soccer moms" t-shirts for Army of Dad. I never found it on my web search, but I did find one that says "I bang soccer moms". I guess that is close. I guess AoD could wear one of the "soccer moms are easy" shirts, too. I find it funny.



Then I found the Soccer Moms for Peace and thought I was going to retch up my supper.

To quote the website: "Now, with conflicts all over the world, it is more crucial than ever to let our leaders know that most mainstream Americans, regardless of political affiliation, prefer peaceable solutions to world conflicts. We need to reaffirm our commitment to peace, and we need to do it publicly so that our leaders are not emboldened to engage in ever-expanding military confrontations throughout the world."

Yeah, I think it will be really successful if we sit down with Yassar Arafat and talk. You can see how far that has gotten the Israelis. Yeah, and maybe we should sit down with North Korea's Kim Jong-il and tell him that we don't want him playing with nukes. Yeah, that will bring the peace.

I'm sorry. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

It is like so many things. Violence is sometimes the only way to get these goatfuckers to listen up and change their ways. Having Joan Baez strumming the guitar only makes Osama Bin Laden laugh hysterically that we let these smelly hippie women out to speak their minds. It does little to influence whether they want to blow me up or not. However, if there is a boot standing on their throats, guess what? They may take their finger off the trigger so they don't get killed. It is just like raising kids. Growing up, I was WAY more likely to obey my folks' wishes if I thought I might get a whooping if I didn't. Talking to me was REAL successful. *rolling my eyes*

I REALLY went off on a tangent here.

5 Comments:

  • At 12:22 AM, August 24, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    "Violence is sometimes the only way to get these goatfuckers to listen up"

    I have tears rolling down my eyes i'm laughing so hard, I absolutely love that title. Perhaps because I just pictured Zarqawi hunched over a goat with his pants around his ankles fucking the shit out of it...ooooo that was the funniest thing i've read in a long time.

     
  • At 8:50 AM, August 24, 2005, Blogger Rachelle Jones said…

    hippies are good for 2 things....

    hacky sack

    saving $ on soap

     
  • At 9:21 AM, August 24, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    I like your childhood analogy.

    I've said all along that international politics are the politics of the school playground. If you prove that you're crazy and will fight at the drop of a hat, people will leave you the hell alone.

    Let's flip a coin. Heads Iran, tails North Korea.

    And they should make new army units out of 40-year-old fishstickers with no families. Pass a law that their jobs have to be held for them and their mortgages put on hold until after their service. I'd rather me be blown up than some of these kids. Hell, after the stuff I've been through, it would be an interesting way to go, even if it is sooner than I wanted. Plus, it would be nice to drop a hammer on one of these bastards myself.

    I want the M240!

    Gimme the SAW!

     
  • At 4:44 PM, August 24, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I like that one, Gadfly, "int'l politics are the same as playground poltics" so fitting and so simple.

    Also the word fishstickers is growing me.... although sugar is still my favorite. :)

     
  • At 10:55 AM, August 26, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    That's what I'm here for: to encourage discussion and to teach people new pseudo-curse words.

    Tartarsaucing
    Fishstickers
    Fishsticking
    etc.

    and, Alli, the Sugar thing is a southern thing. Here, we all call people something endearing. I've turned into an old Southern lady by calling everyone Dear, Sweetie, Honey, Sugar ... funny how it sometimes gets you better service at the restaurant when you call the server Dear. Example:
    Here is your sweet and low.
    Thank you Dear.
    *sweet smile as cute waiter walks away*

     

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