Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Man Laws

Have you seen the Miller Beer commercials with The Bus and Burt Reynolds discussing "man laws?"

I like these commercials. I didn't know who all the other guys were till I was reading about the commercial.

These guys discuss topics such as how long to wait before dating a buddy's ex-girlfriend, etc. But, my favorite is the one about your buddy bringing several beers from the bar and what happens if he sticks his finger in your beer.

The men proposed a "You poke it, you own it" law.

I think there is another meaning there. So, guys beware of where you poke it. Or you own it.


  • At 11:25 PM, May 31, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I laugh my ass off at the "you poke it, you own it" commercial!!! That old man cracks me up. I think it's hysterically funny.

  • At 8:46 AM, June 01, 2006, Blogger Gadfly said…

    It's a little disturbing though. There really are those "you poke it you own it" guys out there. Also knows as ex-boyfriend stalkers, aka restraining order magnets.

  • At 12:38 PM, June 01, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    And then there are Section 8 guys who go by the philosophy, "You own it, so it would be morally wrong to poke it." Not that I know any personally or anything, but if I did, I'd really hate those bastards....

  • At 2:31 PM, June 01, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Not that she's bitter or anything.



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