Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

9.27.2004

Yikes!

It looked like a scene from some safety video at a parenting class. Stinkerbelle walks out of the bathroom carrying a bottle of prescription medication shaking it like a rattle. As soon as I grabbed it out of her hands, she has a pair of scissors in her hands that she snatched from the top of my desk.

I think I need to do more babyproofing.

2 Comments:

  • At 10:14 AM, September 27, 2004, Blogger Uzz said…

    Some children are babyproofing-proof...you remember my nephew Josh...I can still remember one day at my mom's house (que Wayne's World remembering music)... that morning began with a very happy baby/toddler Josh brightening our morning with his diaper torn off and using his "special" brown substance to paint the walls, crib and toys with it. He was SO happy about it! We get him cleaned up and later that morning I caught him trying to stick a fork in the light socket (nothing was ever babyproofed at my mom's house...I actually stuck a fork in a electrical socket once...explains a lot I know). At some point, that same day, Josh managed to slip out the back door(still a mystery)and somehow climbed the fence (still a mystery). Then he apparently crossed the street and went to the neighbors yard to play where they found him...this last event took place in almost no time...He is now like 22 and I like to bring that up at the best moments...like when he is with a girlfriend:-) Mini-Uzz was probably OVER babyproofed, but at least he is safe!

     
  • At 10:45 AM, September 27, 2004, Blogger Uzz said…

    Some children are babyproofing-proof...you remember my nephew Josh...I can still remember one day at my mom's house (que Wayne's World remembering music)... that morning began with a very happy baby/toddler Josh brightening our morning with his diaper torn off and using his "special" brown substance to paint the walls, crib and toys with it. He was SO happy about it! We get him cleaned up and later that morning I caught him trying to stick a fork in the light socket (nothing was ever babyproofed at my mom's house...I actually stuck a fork in a electrical socket once...explains a lot I know). At some point, that same day, Josh managed to slip out the back door(still a mystery)and somehow climbed the fence (still a mystery). Then he apparently crossed the street and went to the neighbors yard to play where they found him...this last event took place in almost no time...He is now like 22 and I like to bring that up at the best moments...like when he is with a girlfriend:-) Mini-Uzz was probably OVER babyproofed, but at least he is safe!

     

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