Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.



I don't know when I've ever been so glad that it is is Friday. *turn away those of you with weak constitutions*

I am so horny I don't know what to do. It must be something in the air or maybe it is my new mattress and box spring. Maybe it is the fact that my sister-in-law said I that I look the same age as my much younger Army of Dad (he's 8 years younger than me *purring*). It could have been the construction workers flirting with me this morning. I dunno. Don't care. Just know that I'm ready to put my kids in bed and get busy! Maybe it was the porn collection talk this morning on the radio about Michael Jackson. I laughed hysterically at the reporter talking about the defense attorney saying that Jacko (or should that be Jackoff?) evidently sports quite the collection of *hee hee* "girly" magazines. Yeah. Girls. That is what is in HIS magazines. Yeah, right and I'm a supermodel. *giggling*

Anyway. I certainly hope no one ever has to go through my porn collection. How embarrassing is that? At least none of my kids' fingerprints are on them. At least not yet. I have a 10-year-old who I'm sure will try to find this kind of stuff in a few years. Eww. That is a gross thought.


  • At 2:32 PM, March 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I will take care of your "problem" tonight!

  • At 3:57 PM, March 04, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Woo hoo. I all a twitter!

  • At 1:29 AM, March 05, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    haha, I keep my porn deep within my computer buried in data folders and encoded with pass words, each file having a logical but yet non linear numerical name to prevent it from being found through searches. The folder names use the same pattern as the files, and its all closely guarded in a compltelty random windows doucument, RAHAHAHAHAHA, no one get's my porn! of course its so hard to get to I end up never looking at it :(

    And're one pimp daddy :P

  • At 7:27 PM, March 05, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Cashin - aren't you underage and not legally allowed to possess porn? *shaking my head* Tut, tut.

    ;) Of course, I know how teenage boys are. I was equally as bad and I was a teenage girl. Yikes. I often then I have an honorary man card, though, because I think like a guy to a certain degree. My male friends usually manage to take it one step farther than me to gross me out about everything.

    And, AoD is my pimp daddy. ;)

  • At 1:09 AM, March 06, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    HEY! lol, i'm perfectly legal, turned 18 last july. The fact that I had more before that is irrelevant. Because i'm legal now! ;)

  • At 7:49 PM, March 06, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Woo hoo. Cashin is legal.

    Hey baby, you wanna date? I like 'em young.

    *evil grin*


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