Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

3.29.2005

Why I will never be a good PR hack

1. I cannot kiss ass
2. I can't stand people who think they're IMPORTANT simply because of their job
3. I'm way too sarcastic
4. I can't kiss ass
5. Did I mention that I suck at kissing ass?

6 Comments:

  • At 10:26 PM, March 29, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    HA! I actually one up AoM, as my ass kissing is second to none. Then again I'd still make a horrible PR guy as I really hate customers. Those assholes make me work.

     
  • At 9:40 AM, March 30, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    AoM: I can picture you, when faced with some pretentious power-broker wannabee, giggling.

     
  • At 12:45 PM, March 30, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Cashin - for some reason, hon, I can picture you kissing ass.

    And, Gadfly, I wasn't doing the evil laugh. I was getting downright bitchy with this one gal yesterday. I kept thinking I was going to lose my job if I didn't bite my tongue. I did pop off when I shouldn't have, but she was so oblivious, I don't think it phased her. I have a name for women like that ... *everyone divert your eyes* dumb cunt ... and, I don't throw that phrase around too loosely and I'm still not sure it is bad enough for this woman.

     
  • At 2:19 PM, March 30, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    *mouth agape* *blink*

    I can't recall the last time you used that word...she pissed you off that bad huh?

     
  • At 2:40 PM, March 30, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    You didn't gather that I was THAT mad when I was talking on the phone to you last night? Yes. I was THAT mad. You didn't hear the way this hobag was talking to me like my time was of no value to her.

     
  • At 3:51 PM, March 30, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If I knew you were that mad I would have been extra nice to you to avoid your wrath!

     

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