Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.



It has been one of those busy, busy weeks.

I took the boys to the dentist on Tuesday. Good news and bad news. Pickle had a great checkup. No cavities and he is through losing baby teeth. He is even getting his 12-year molars. He is 10 1/2. So, we'll be taking care of those choppers. Hot Rod, however, had less than good news. But, I knew to expect it. He has a mouth full of decay. So, we'll be putting him in the hospital to have extensive work done. Won't be fun and will be expensive, but he is happy at the idea of getting to go to sleep and then wake up and have the dental work done.

Pickle got in trouble yesterday at school for discussing boobs on the playground. He is definitely a chip off the old block. I think I was in the fifth grade when I got in trouble for drawing girls with boobs and pubes. I tried to talk to him about it, but he was embarrassed. I tried to tell him not to be embarrassed, maybe I'll share the drawing story. However, I hate to give him any ideas since he is quite the artist.

Stinkerbelle was rocking out yesterday to J-Kwon's Everybody in the club getting tips. Cracked me up.

Gotta get ready for work, sorry for the lack of posts. But, hey, how about Pay-Rod and 10 ribbies? Wow.


  • At 9:03 AM, April 28, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Can't imagine one of your children talking about boobs in public.... just seems so odd.


  • At 9:22 AM, April 28, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    I knew the world would be shocked. Uzz speculated that maybe he shouldn't have taken the child to Hooter's last week after all. ;)

  • At 9:34 AM, April 28, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey, it could be worse!

    I just told him that school isn't really the appropriate place for that talk. Also that there is nothing wrong with looking.

  • At 1:29 PM, April 28, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    Well it could be worse, like if he was talking about big giant sausages all the while his lisp slowly starts to form....

    Haha, j/k, I think we all were talking about that shit by that age, but today's kids? I don't know, i've heard about the UK handing condoms out to 6th graders.

  • At 3:39 PM, April 28, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yo cashin, I will try to get on Halo 2 this weekend, hell maybe even tonight!

  • At 10:13 PM, April 28, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    Awesome! I prolly won't even be able to get on until after 5 because I have to work all day saturday and sunday...till 5 anyway.

  • At 7:08 AM, April 29, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Yes, it is good that my son isn't batting for the other team, but I don't think there has been much danger of that. He was noticing girls' butts when he was 4 or 5. We went to a favorite restaurant and he was mesmerized by this very hot chick in low-rise pants. We had to physically nudge him to get his attention.

  • At 10:45 AM, April 30, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Both he and Hot Rod have been bad about that since the beginning. We took the boys to Hooters (AoM craved their Buffalo Chicken Strips when she was pregnant with Stinkerbelle). Hot Rod spills his drink and proceeds to watch the girl clean it up. Then he and Pickle watch her walk away only turning their heads away after she turns a corner.

    What can I say, those are my boys!

  • At 7:06 PM, April 30, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well, i just blamed mom for that one, and both dads. However that is not the worst thing I have heard in the class. It would make you blush.

  • At 2:19 PM, May 01, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Blaming mom for that? I'm hurt.

    And, I'm sure you have heard worst.


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