Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

10.14.2005

My weird day

Do you ever pay attention to little things and wonder about them?

The picture of what is supposed to be an artist's rendering of a dime on the back of a Bisquick box looks like a silver Odo from DS9.

The last 10 numbers on my caller ID:

My ex-husband
My ex-husband
My ex-husband
Call intercept
My ex-husband
A soccer player
My ex-husband
A telemarketer who won't take "remove me from your calling list" seriously
My ex-husband
Call intercept

Bloating and cramping and a pre-schhooler do not make a good combination.

I get crap in my email like the following:
Bird Flu Economics 101‹Governments around the world, including our own, are preparing for a possible flu-related health crisis. But where are the preparations for a possible flu-related economic crisis?
To read this and other SWI commentaries: http://www.silverwoodinstitute.com
Or

many individuals in your area
singles community
wallwheels.com/extra/laura/
getmeoff
wallwheels dot com/extra/laura/getmeoff.php
epoowefzev fujka yxapihzc ulq rk nkqlnegkvpzyccbwcvxg lmtzzttt wjy mxdtgnlyk tcymxxagwsxy ynrcozy (that is verbatim - what the hell is that about?)

or

Oops, guess I deleted all the ones for viagra, penis enlargement or Rolex watches. Those are my personal favorite, because we all know that I've been jonesing for a Rolex. *shaking my head*

I want to crawl back in bed.

3 Comments:

  • At 1:19 PM, October 14, 2005, Anonymous KR said…

    I get an email at work, just about every single day... " Black singles in your area"

     
  • At 1:44 PM, October 14, 2005, Blogger Uzz said…

    That is funny about the cell phone...I can probably explain that by saying its a combination of my scatterbrain (I act on things when I think of them) and questions about our boy...some of those calls are for him. As for the scatterbrain aspect of me...I would give anything to not be that!!!

     
  • At 3:39 PM, October 14, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Ooh, black singles in your area. My penis will be larger ... we'll be in good company.

     

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