Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Friday the 13th Hunk

Hard to believe it was 1980 when that piece of crap, er, I mean masterpiece was made.

But, at least one good thing was in that movie and he is my hunk of the week: Kevin Bacon. Portraying Jack Burrell, he had this memorable quote:

Jack: Come on. I love you.
Marcie: But what about Ned?
Jack: I don't love Ned.

Ok, we'll forgive him for his youthful transgressions of making this movie and Tremors . And for marrying Kyra Sedgwick.

I like this shirtless one, in particular.

And he looks rough and hot here.

Avoid black cats, ladders, cracks on the sidewalk, etc. Oh yeah. And have a great Friday the 13th. BWWWAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

And, just for Army of Dad and you guys - if you made it this far - is a hot chick with Kevin Bacon coming out of her ass. I swear to God I'm not making it up. She is sitting there looking all hot and Kevin Bacon pops up between her buttcheeks.


  • At 11:02 PM, January 12, 2006, Blogger Uzz said…

    I will not even chance clicking that link...I may be afraid. As for Kyra Sedgwick, I think she is kinda hot. At least she looked good in Singles.

  • At 2:36 AM, January 13, 2006, Blogger cashin said…

    Tremors...what a great movie.

  • At 9:41 AM, January 13, 2006, Blogger Gadfly said…

    I own the Tremors DVD

    Chicks have trouble with "camp"


    PS: Of course Kevin Bacon would be popping up between Vida Gurrera's butt cheeks. Who else would it be?

  • At 9:43 AM, January 13, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Ohmigod. Tremors and Starship Troopers. Two of the worst movies ever made. And, I sort of like campy movies. I like Fifth Element, Dodgeball and 40-year-old Virgin.

    so, ththphphpppptttt!!!

    And, who is Vida and why would Kevin be popping out of her ass? Did I miss a memo?

  • At 10:23 AM, January 13, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    How dare you criticize Starship Troopers!?

  • At 10:59 AM, January 13, 2006, Blogger Gadfly said…

    I actually know of no relationship whatsoever between Kevin and Vida.

    And lay off "Star Ship Troopers." Would you like to know more?


  • At 12:12 PM, January 13, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    I'll say it again: Starship Troopers and Tremors both suck big green donkey dicks (as the junior high kids used to write underneath the bleachers in the KJHS gym). Seriously suck. And, for some ungodly reason, cable networks choose to show them over and over.

    Gees Louise.

  • At 12:37 PM, January 14, 2006, Blogger Renee said…

    God, i used to ADORE Kevin Bacon!

    Too funny that she shat KB!lol

  • At 11:03 PM, January 15, 2006, Blogger cashin said…

    Starship Troopers....that was the first DVD I ever bought, because it was one of my personal favorites. I even have the animated series box set. I LOVE the troopers.

  • At 10:39 AM, January 16, 2006, Blogger Gadfly said…

    *Joins cashin for a quick "AoM Gots Cooties" dance*


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