Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Friday the 13th Hunk

Hard to believe it was 1980 when that piece of crap, er, I mean masterpiece was made.

But, at least one good thing was in that movie and he is my hunk of the week: Kevin Bacon. Portraying Jack Burrell, he had this memorable quote:

Jack: Come on. I love you.
Marcie: But what about Ned?
Jack: I don't love Ned.

Ok, we'll forgive him for his youthful transgressions of making this movie and Tremors . And for marrying Kyra Sedgwick.

I like this shirtless one, in particular.

And he looks rough and hot here.

Avoid black cats, ladders, cracks on the sidewalk, etc. Oh yeah. And have a great Friday the 13th. BWWWAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

And, just for Army of Dad and you guys - if you made it this far - is a hot chick with Kevin Bacon coming out of her ass. I swear to God I'm not making it up. She is sitting there looking all hot and Kevin Bacon pops up between her buttcheeks.


  • At 11:02 PM, January 12, 2006, Blogger Uzz said…

    I will not even chance clicking that link...I may be afraid. As for Kyra Sedgwick, I think she is kinda hot. At least she looked good in Singles.

  • At 2:36 AM, January 13, 2006, Blogger cashin said…

    Tremors...what a great movie.

  • At 9:41 AM, January 13, 2006, Blogger Gadfly said…

    I own the Tremors DVD

    Chicks have trouble with "camp"


    PS: Of course Kevin Bacon would be popping up between Vida Gurrera's butt cheeks. Who else would it be?

  • At 9:43 AM, January 13, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Ohmigod. Tremors and Starship Troopers. Two of the worst movies ever made. And, I sort of like campy movies. I like Fifth Element, Dodgeball and 40-year-old Virgin.

    so, ththphphpppptttt!!!

    And, who is Vida and why would Kevin be popping out of her ass? Did I miss a memo?

  • At 10:23 AM, January 13, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    How dare you criticize Starship Troopers!?

  • At 10:59 AM, January 13, 2006, Blogger Gadfly said…

    I actually know of no relationship whatsoever between Kevin and Vida.

    And lay off "Star Ship Troopers." Would you like to know more?


  • At 12:37 PM, January 14, 2006, Blogger Renee said…

    God, i used to ADORE Kevin Bacon!

    Too funny that she shat KB!lol

  • At 11:03 PM, January 15, 2006, Blogger cashin said…

    Starship Troopers....that was the first DVD I ever bought, because it was one of my personal favorites. I even have the animated series box set. I LOVE the troopers.

  • At 10:39 AM, January 16, 2006, Blogger Gadfly said…

    *Joins cashin for a quick "AoM Gots Cooties" dance*


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