Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

1.04.2006

Wake me when its over

I went to bed last night feeling fine. Woke up in the middle of the night feeling like total hammered poop. I won't go into details, but suffice it to say that my body aches, my face is flushed, I've become quite knowledgeable of the dust bunnies on my bathroom ceiling and the spots on the floor where my boys have missed the mark behind the toilet. I tried to worship the porcelain god and all I got were dry heaves for my efforts.

I crawled back in bed and all the work that I planned to accomplish today was out the window. No one called while I was at my computer. No, they all called while I was trying ot sleep.

Looked for an image of hammered poop on Google and found the Peanut Butter Jelly Song by Banana instead. Pickle loves this. Also found Brian from Family Guy dressed up like the banana. Wish I could have seen that.

4 Comments:

  • At 3:18 PM, January 04, 2006, Blogger Uzz said…

    Yuck!!! I understand your pain, though thankfully I missed the nausea! Oh...and the Peanut Butter Jelly song is GREAT!!!

    You need to head over to my post on SNL's short video, The Chronic of Narnia Rap and Brokeback Goldmine...it will make you smile!

     
  • At 8:25 AM, January 05, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Ha. I laughed so hard when I saw those videos. Too funny.

    and, I'm feeling MUCH better today. Not 100 percent, but close enough to muddle through.

     
  • At 8:39 AM, January 05, 2006, Blogger Army Wife said…

    I had this on Dash's 4th birthday, vomiting, nasea, hot flashes, fever and chills...body aches...it was horrid. Tylenol helped the body aches, and I slept like never before in my life.....must be some crazy bug

     
  • At 11:47 AM, January 05, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Oh, I feel for you woman. It was awful. Only good thing was I was able to be sans children to help recuperate. Wasted a day of child-free worktime, but it was worth it in the end to just allow myself to sleep and recover. I'm glad you're better.

     

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