Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

2.22.2006

Earning his man card early

Looks like my boy is going for his man card early in life. Check out what he's checking out in this picture.

12 Comments:

  • At 9:38 AM, February 22, 2006, Anonymous Army of Dad said…

    That's my boy!

     
  • At 12:09 PM, February 22, 2006, Blogger Gadfly said…

    AoD: You're going to have to teach him how to oggle without getting busted ;)

     
  • At 12:56 PM, February 22, 2006, Anonymous Army of Dad said…

    Well the target of his gaze didn't bust him so I think he did fine.

    Certainly better than he did with his gymnastics teacher. He goosed her on the butt...then got really fussed at by her! (he was about 5 then so it was just funny)

     
  • At 1:09 PM, February 22, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This is "Barbie" again, isn't it?

    Really, AoM, this isn't fair. Ask AoD if you don't believe me. It is damn near impossible for a guy to play any sort of decent tennis when all of a sudden, without warning, his shorts become WAY too tight.

    (On the other hand, it doesn't look like Pickle much cares.)

     
  • At 1:54 PM, February 22, 2006, Blogger Army Wife said…

    I swear if my DH saw these photos, he would take a job in your state, and take up tennis....

     
  • At 3:30 PM, February 22, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh, and does "Barbie" moan/grunt like Monica Seles when she hits the ball?

    If so, it'd be all over for any healthy adolescent boy at that point . . .

     
  • At 4:09 PM, February 22, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    LMAO

    Shoes! he is looking at her shoes! Honest!

    Remember, one man's wife is another's MILF

     
  • At 4:22 PM, February 22, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Shoes, my ass. (Actually hers.)

    If he's looking at "Barbie's" shoes, I'm Johnny Weir.

    And please translate -- what are LMAO and MILF?

     
  • At 4:41 PM, February 22, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    LMAO = laughing my ass off

    MILF = mother i'd like to fuck

    I used to get confounded at SAHM and IMHO ... for stay at home mom and in my humble opinion.

    That's me, ladies and gentlemen, the acronym dictionary.

     
  • At 7:01 PM, February 22, 2006, Blogger Uzz said…

    I can vouch at what he was looking at since I took the picture...I will take credit for his good taste:-) She does not grunt like Monica Seles, but then again she is hitting the ball 10 feet over the net to small kids, so maybe...

     
  • At 7:20 PM, February 22, 2006, Anonymous Army of Dad said…

    Not to mention that Uzz, AoM and I have all seen take the opportunity to gawk on multiple occasions!

     
  • At 9:19 PM, February 22, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    LMFAO about the MILF.

    Uh oh. Did I say that out loud?

     

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