Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

5.23.2006

Too disturbing for digital

You guys all know that if my children sneeze and I think it is cute, I will take and post a picture of it.

These things are just too disturbing for pictures.

*sigh*

Stinkerbelle - all three years of age - made her father almost freak out the other day when she did her Chicken Little impersonation. I'm not sure what frightened him more: what the child was doing or the fact that I was non-chalant about it.

Child took off her underwear and was letting toilet paper dangle from her ass while running thruogh the house clucking. Husband looks at me and points. I just shrug and reply, "she's being Chicken Little. That's her tail."

Today, she sprang a new one on me.

She took a wet wipe and stuck it up her nose and said:
"Look mom! I'm an elephant!"

*shaking my head*

Where is that teacher's drug stash?

4 Comments:

  • At 8:52 PM, May 23, 2006, Anonymous Rufus said…

    Dude, this is the most disturbingly funny thing I've ever read. ROFL MY @$$ off!

     
  • At 9:55 AM, May 24, 2006, Blogger MrsDoF said…

    By the time child Number 3 comes along, a mother usually does get very nonchalant about most activites. You seem within the range of Normal to me ;)

    The girl is making great use of materials on hand. Or perhaps the wording should say stuck on behind.
    To make an elephant, I would think a straw to be more appropriate, but at least she is using her own imagination and not waiting to be entertained.

     
  • At 10:03 AM, May 24, 2006, Blogger Gadfly said…

    OK, if I were visiting and she did the Chicken Little dance -- I'd have to leave.

    AoD can meet me at the bar, but we won't discuss what happened.

     
  • At 5:05 PM, May 24, 2006, Anonymous M.O.T said…

    the teacher might be doing this!I wonder if they will fire me ?! (not because of pickle) He is fine, on the other hand my other kids are driving me away !!!!!!!!

     

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