Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Where's the green hoochie mama?

Rumors are that Matt Damon may portray Captain Kirk in a new Star Trek movie focusing on Spock and Kirk's days in the academy.

Queue the 60s style Star Trek get-it-on music for Kirk and some alien hussy.


  • At 6:39 PM, September 11, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I always wondered why we never saw the episode where Kirk has to go to the free clinic for Space Herpes or some other alien STD. Guess they have really good doctors in the future so you can stick it anywhere.


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