Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

12.18.2007

Pucker Up, Buttercup

Ever wandered what an asshole looked like? Here are two. The dude in the green sedan on the right is being a douchebag by rushing around everyone on the right to cut in line. Then, the maroon SUV in front of me wouldn't be kind and take turns as we had to merge onto the highway from the access road. It was a warm day and we were pretty much going nowhere (maybe 2 mph from time to time), so everyone had their windows rolled down. I looked over at this person and I'm incensed. I yell "That is not very kind! I hope you have a merry Christmas with that attitude!" Now, that will tell them. *shaking my head* Wow. AoM telling people off in traffic. You people better back off. I'll get out a can of mom-speak for you. The Whoop-Ass is still in the bag in the back of the mom-mobile just waiting for the douchebags from the Cowboys game. *sigh* It really was rude of both of these people. To give you an idea of just how still we were sitting, I actually put pictures in my photo album while sitting in traffic. You can see the cars on the right on the access road all bottle-necked, too. By the time I got to the accident, it was cleaned up, but the dumbass public servants still had the road down to only one lane. Great job, Deputy Dawg. Wouldn't want traffic to unwind. You just keep on shooting the breeze with Barney Fife over there. In the meantime, I'm making friends with some guys in a lawncare truck, who by the way, kindly let me in front of them.

2 Comments:

  • At 9:34 AM, December 31, 2007, Blogger Roci said…

    For shame. You broke the first 3rules of driving.

    1. Driving is not an audience participation event.

    2. Driving is not a chance to meet new people.

    3. Do not talk to other drivers.

    In most cases, nothing you say to them will be well recieved amd may spark a road-rage incident, which you will not be able to flee because you will be stuck in traffic.

     
  • At 5:15 PM, December 31, 2007, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    *shrug*

    You're right that assholes are assholes, but if me telling them that they're not kind sparks road rage, then they REALLY are assholes. I've had worst shouted at me for less ...

     

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