Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.



She may not be bright, but she is one of the prettiest gals around. Jessica Simpson caught my eye this morning because she was at Magic Kingdom on Nov. 30 filming the Disney World Christmas parade to be broadcast on Dec. 25. Anyway, I was flipping through images of her and saw this button-popping pic. Wowzers. Seriously. That button looks like it is gonna give out at any moment. Then what? We throw beads at her?


  • At 1:15 PM, December 04, 2007, Blogger Kelly said…

    Wow, nice boobies! Yes, she certainly is very pretty, but the dumb blonde thing has me bored to tears with her. I honestly think she gets a bad rap.

  • At 9:28 PM, December 04, 2007, Blogger El Capitan said…

    Yeah, she's pretty, but she's pretty the way a mannequin is pretty. That or a sex doll, take your pick. I don't deny it would be a hell of a lot of fun showing her how to box the compass on a 4-poster bed, but the shine would wear off pretty quickly. Sooner or later I'd want to have a conversation, and I'd get tired of getting a blank stare in return when her brain just couldn't process a response.

  • At 10:01 PM, December 06, 2007, Blogger Gadfly said…

    Va freakin' VOOM!

    *li'l drool*

    (I realize she should not open her mouth unless she's about to suck someone's c...)


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