Guess what's for dinner?
A man killed a deer and after having the meat processed, he took it home and cooked it for dinner.
Both he and his wife decided that they wouldn't tell the kids what kind of meat it was, but would give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole!"
Both he and his wife decided that they wouldn't tell the kids what kind of meat it was, but would give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole!"
3 Comments:
At 9:49 AM, January 25, 2008,
Gadfly said…
*Baddum CRASH!*
Army of Mom, ladies and gentlemen!
She'll be here all week!
I take it we're in a better mood after being able to resume bedroom activities ;-)
At 11:53 AM, January 25, 2008,
Anonymous said…
Tip your waitresses.
At 12:42 PM, January 25, 2008,
Army of Mom said…
That's funny right there. I don't care who you are. :)
And, yes, my anxiety levels are much lower now. Thank you.
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