Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


My husband's new name

One of our former soccer moms emailed me this joke this morning. I think she knows me and Army of Dad too well.

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.
With a smile he replied, "B.J. Titsenbeer."


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