Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

7.17.2008

The boobs aren't in the bikinis

I find it funny that my honey was the one to send me the link to the story: "Science proves bikinis turn men into boobs". I think we all knew that, but this just sort of backs it up with scientific research - one-handed research in some of the instances. Seriously.

I find it funny in light of something that happened to my 13-year-old the other day. He's banned from using the laptop any more. For one thing, I can't see what he's doing when he uses it. Apparently, he found the naked buxom chick anime sites. He was sad at being caught, sad at being banned from the laptop and even sadder when he later told me "I don't know why I can't stop doing it!" Well, son, I told him, you're a 13-year-old boy. Its what you do. It is my job, however, to try and curb that curiosity. I didn't tell him that God only gave him - as a male - enough blood to operate one head at a time. He'll learn that soon enough, unfortunately.

8 Comments:

  • At 5:41 PM, July 17, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well now, dear, doesn't it sometimes work the same way with women, too? Aren't you sometimes driven to distraction by images of strong young hunks?

     
  • At 5:46 PM, July 17, 2008, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    I'm terribly offended and completely resemble that remark.

    *snickering*

     
  • At 9:16 AM, July 21, 2008, Anonymous Dwight Wannabe said…

    MOM!

    Not even cartoon boobs? The boy is 13! Telling him he can't look at boobs is like telling the wind not to blow.

    Harsh, mom. I thought you of all moms of the world would be enlightened. You made him feel guilty for being normal.

    From here on out, I represent your son in this pending legal matter. Address all communication and correspondence you wish to have with your son to me.

    Law Offices of Dwight Wannabe
    Pervert Attorney and Porn Advocate
    Podunk, USA

     
  • At 3:34 PM, July 21, 2008, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Nah. I told him it was what 13-year-old boys do, but it was my job as his mom to try and prevent it as much as I can. :) That is the normal mom thing to do, too. :)

     
  • At 7:07 PM, July 21, 2008, Anonymous Dub said…

    AOM...Now THAT is a nice hind end on a lady!! Perfectly proportioned...perfect "cleavage"....just....just....perfect.

    Now you'll excuse me, I need a new keyboard now.

     
  • At 10:28 AM, August 19, 2008, Anonymous Brad said…

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  • At 11:48 PM, August 19, 2008, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Someone is having some issues with his own mom ... delete!

     
  • At 1:59 AM, July 17, 2009, Blogger eddy said…

    at least it wasnt pictures of you!

     

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