Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

9.17.2008

TO, Romo and Jones, Oh My!

*deep sigh*

My fantasy football team sucks. I mean REALLY sucks. I am guessing House of Swank can hear the suck all the way to Seattle. I think my crappy team maybe scored 68 points last week and I have LT. Oooh, I thought, I have one of the best running backs in the NFL. Damn toe injury. I kid you not. His toe. Suck it up and earn your money. Try being a SAHM on crutches like I was this summer (without missing a beat, thank you very much) and then tell me that you can't run 100 yards to score a TD with a sore toe.

On the upside, my Cowboys are kicking ass and taking names. I guess I'll take 0-2 in my fantasy league to be 2-0 in the NFL East.

On another sports note, I was saddened to see what had been one of my favorite Mavericks disrespecting our national anthem. Josh Howard made some dumbass comment about how he doesn't "celebrate that shit because I'm black." WTF? He lives in one of the best countries in the world. I'd like to see him accomplish all he has as a black man in another part of the world. He'd be hard-pressed to be living the good life he has in many parts of the world. I'm so disappointed. If you choose not to honor our national anthem, I think you're a douchebag, BUT, I will respect your choice to quietly stand off to the side. But, to rag on the nation that has afforded you so many opportunities, shame on you, Josh. I, for one, won't be cheering for you this year. So, go grab your weed and toke it up like a 16-year-old. I could go on and on. If I had his talent, I'd be thanking God and treating my body like a temple. Not ragging my country and polluting my body.

*putting away soapbox and returning to work*

6 Comments:

  • At 9:39 AM, September 17, 2008, Blogger Heidi said…

    How 'bout them Cowboys!!!! That was an awesome game. And I usually read a book & look up at the tv every once in a while, I couldn't stop watching this one, which made my husband very happy.

     
  • At 10:03 AM, September 17, 2008, OpenID swankette said…

    Sorry, but the suck of my team is too loud, so there's no chance I could here yours. It's hard to do well when your franchise QB (Hasselbeck) has no receivers to throw to and the guys they keep throwing in to play the part of the receivers keep getting injured. I'm expecting a call from the Seahawks any day now that they'll want ME to play wide receiver. Pregnant belly and all. :)

     
  • At 10:05 AM, September 17, 2008, Blogger Chris Hughes said…

    Josh Howard is a moron.

     
  • At 10:34 AM, September 17, 2008, Blogger Submariner said…

    Does "SAHM" translate as Sumptuous and Horny Mom? ;-)

    My fantasy team is doing ok but my regular team puts new all-time standards on suck-dom... How the heck do you go from up 25-24 to losing 48 - 25 in 5 frakkin' minutes? The 'Boys looked good though. Dammit.

     
  • At 12:03 PM, September 17, 2008, Anonymous Lab Kat said…

    To quote Dennis Miller on another asshole:

    "Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong."

     
  • At 2:38 PM, September 17, 2008, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Dennis Miller is a wise, wise man. :)

    It is that part of me that feels like he is *spit* entitled to say that *spit* but I just can't believe he would be so completely stupid to spew forth such stupidity.

    It just almost seems like it should be illegal to be so damn dumb.

    I mean, there are MANY times I disagree with something, but I don't feel compelled to figuratively urinate on something. You know? I can think it is foul and vile without booing or hissing. Of course, I have a small amount of class left in me yet. The Baylor girl hasn't completely left the building.

    And, Subby, I knew I liked you for a reason.

    Swankette - I don't think I knew you were preggers. When's the happy date?

    Thumbs up to Chris and Heidi. :)

     

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