Redneck Woman

I was listening to this song tonight and singing off-key really loudly (hey, its my minivan, I'm entitled). I'm torn between two favorite lines right now - the one about the Wal-Mart bra is a good one b/c my prettiest bra right now came from Wal-Mart. I love it and it makes the girls stand right up without any midgets holding 'em up. :) Then, the line about the Christmas lights staying up on her porch all year long - all my Christmas decorations are still up in the dining room. *sigh* I just can't get myself to go in there and start boxing 'em up. I would rather sleep or watch TV or something else. Anything else.

Yee Haw.