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2.09.2009

Rx Disclaimer

I guess I watch a lot of TV shows that are targeted toward old men because at least once an episode there will be a commercial for Cialis. In case you've been living under a rock, Cialis is for ED (no, not economic development, although it is a form of stimulus). Shhh, its for erectile dysfunction (which is code for your dude can't get it up when he wants to.)

Now, thank God I married a young guy, so this hasn't been an issue for us. But, again, I watch shows aimed at old men - which gets me back to the point - commercials for Cialis.

My favorite goes into all the possible side effects:
In rare instances, men taking prescription ED tablets (including CIALIS) reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision or hearing (sometimes with ringing in the ears and dizziness). It's not possible to determine if these events are related directly to the ED tablets or to other factors. If you have a sudden decrease or loss of vision or hearing, stop taking any ED tablet, including CIALIS and call your doctor right away.

Now, every time I see the commercial I break into laughter at the image of a guy boinking himself blind or deaf and imagine this disclaimer:
If you find that you have screwed yourself blind or deaf, stop taking any ED tablet, including CIALIS and call your doctor right away.

It can't be just me that finds that hilarious? Ok, the poor schmuck who that happened to ... it would suck for him and his lady pal, but I guess it would be a good way to go, no?

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