And the winner is .... well, we're not positive yet

Looks like Bush will serve another four years but I'm doing a celebratory jig yet. I do love the -1 day till election thing on the side of my blog.

AoD and I stayed up late last night to watch returns and I got my campout ready in the floor, but AoD had to keep waking me up to show me results, so he encouraged me to come to bed because it was our FIRST really cold night this season and all that manly fur could keep me warm. Oh wait, that was MY version of what he said, not what he actually said. So, I gave it up and crashed. He woke up at 4 and turned on the TV. I wandered by to see Brokaw still going strong, but no winner. So, I peed and returned to bed.

I'm glad I did because I had a great sex dream about one of our soccer dads. Tall, dark and handsome was wooing me and in my dream AoD was ok with it and coaching the guy. WOOOO HOOOO. Two manly men servicing my needs. I hated that alarm clock when it went off this morning.

As I continue my ADD post, I was thinking about all the things I can do left-handed now: eat, put on make-up and er, other things.

I have been teaching my oldest about electoral college votes. I love these lessons. I got him a set of National Geographic cards with facts about the 50 states and our territories and the best part was that he was VERY excited about it. Woo hoo.

I'm amazed and a bit disgusted that a lesbo Dallas County sheriff was elected overnight. At least it won't be my sheriff.

One of my favorite quotes:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. -- Dean Wormer in Animal House

I'm leaving soon to get my baby back. I know it will be challenging with one hand, but I miss her so much.