Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Caption ideas?

The real caption:
Miss World Maria Julia Mantilla of Peru (R) poses with President Alejandro Toledo during a ceremony at the government palace in Lima, Dec. 18. Toledo met Mantilla to congratulate her for her victory in the Miss World 2004 contest in China's tropical Hainan Island on Dec. 4.

First off, do they REALLY have to tell you that Miss World is on the right? I mean, would you mistake the little Peruvian DUDE to be Miss World? That part made me laugh initially. Then, I looked at his hand. What exactly is that all about?

My first thought at a caption:
See the palm of my hand? How would you like me to smack you on the ass with it? Yeah, baby. You like it like that? Who's your commander in chief? Do you have a blue dress?


  • At 9:02 AM, January 11, 2005, Blogger Freebird said…

    Another possible caption:

    "That's right. If you follow my 6 week diet and exercise plan, you too can be a beauty queen!"

  • At 8:53 AM, January 12, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "I will never wash this hand again!"

    Army of Dad

  • At 10:02 AM, January 12, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    And then I spanked her pootchy crotch, just like this.

  • At 6:54 AM, January 13, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    He may not wash that one either!

    Army of Dad

  • At 8:12 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    You guys. *shaking my head*

    Clearly, he is lifting her up with the unseen hand to elevate her to her queenly status as he shows her how to flip pancakes, which he wants her to make for him when he's done flipping her.

  • At 4:43 AM, March 08, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Heh. I know what he's saying.

    "Smile at the camera, dear. No, the camera. The thing on the tripod. No, that's a standing lamp. Look, there, the camera. Smile at that. There. Sheesh, how did you get this far without being able to recognise a camera?"




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