Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Double speak

I got this email in my inbox this afternoon while writing a story that is due on Thursday.

Apparently Leonardo DiCaprio can only speak in double terms.

The tsunamis have been "devastating, absolutely devastating," the 30-year-old actor said Tuesday during a news conference in Rome Tuesday to promote his new film, "The Aviator" in Italy.

"It is a horrific, horrific situation for all involved," DiCaprio said.

My response:
I would let him speak in doubles ...

Army of Mom, Army of Mom ... more, more ....

He's a little skinny for me, but I wouldn't kick him out of bed. Throw Jude Law in for good measure and together, those two skinny fellas equal one whole man.

Ed. note: Of course, in my email to my friend, it didn't say Army of Mom, but my real live name. :) I think someone screaming out Army of Mom in the throes of passion would be a little disturbing.

By the way, my bottom lip looks like it was collagen-injected now.


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