Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

1.06.2005

Good news

Wow. Didn't even know I had entered and I'm a winner!

NATIONAL EURO LOTTERY,BIJLMERDREEF
6571102 BS
AMSTERDAM
THE NETHERLANDS.

FROM: THE PROMOTIONAL SECRETARYINTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

ATTENTION:After a successful completion of the 2nd category draws of NATIONAL EUROLOTTERY, held on 4th Jan.2005, we are pleased to inform you of the officialannouncement today, that you have emerged one of the winners of the NATIONAL EURO LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS, which is part of our promotional draws. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names/email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand as part ofour International Promotions Program.

You are attached to ticket number N.E.L. 714-5-9827, drew the lucky numbers N.E.L.03- 15- 23- 25- 35- 40 and consequently won in the 2nd Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of US $1,000,000.00 (Onemillion united state Dollars) which is the winning payout for 2nd category winners. This is from the total prize money of US $5,700,000.00 shared amongthe three international winners in the 2nd category.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Your fund is now deposited with a financial institution with REFERENCE NUMBER: N.E.L A718-3 and batch number BATCH NUMBER: 224-DA, insured on your name.To avoid mix up of numbers and names, we request that you keep this award strictly from public notice until the entire process of transfering your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program. We also wish to bring to your notice our end of year (2004) high stakes where you stand a chance of winning up to US $1.3 billion, we hope that with a part of your prize you will participate.

Please contact your claims agent immediately, to begin your claims process;
MR. ABRAM FELTON
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
NATIONAL EURO LOTTERY,
EMAIL: abramfelton@netscape.net
PHONE:0031 645 966 793

For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, all winning must be claimed within four weeks of the receipt of the Notification.

NOTE: To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers provided above in your correspondence with your claims agent. Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being partof our promotions program.

YOURS Sincerely,
IMELDA HANSEN.
PROMOTIONAL SECRETARY.

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Oops, guess I voided my win by telling all of you. Darn, I didn't keep it a secret. And, to think, I could be a millionaire.

I really hope assholes who pull this stuff on people and scam people out of their money get theirs in some form or fashion. I covered a federal trial in Midland where the ringleader and dozens of his minions were prosecuted and sent to prison for defrauding a bunch of elderly people out of their money through telephone scams. It looked like a screening for Cocoon or a trip to the store for the retirement home watching all these old people getting out of vans at the courthouse to testify. I hate jerks that rip people off.

2 Comments:

  • At 1:54 PM, January 06, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gee thanks for screwing it up for me too! Oh well, I guess I better go tell my boss that I won't be quitting after all and that I am truly sorry for what I said.

    Army of Dad

     
  • At 4:06 PM, January 06, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Hurry please. I like that paycheck that you bring home.

     

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