Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Who's the pervert?

This story is so funny that Army of Dad and I laughed for a good five or 10 minutes.

Apparently, some dude was jerking off in the privacy of his own home when some family 150 feet away in their own home noticed the dude in his window. The mom in this family was concerned because she noticed the dude spanking his monkey and her kids were in the room with her. But, this is where it gets funny. She wasn't content to close the blinds or usher her two daughters away from the offending view. Nope.

"She alerted her husband, and the couple observed (weenie-whacker) from their darkened bedroom for 10 or 15 minutes -- also using binoculars and a telescope -- before summoning the police."

Sounds like she and her honey waited just long enough for their private porn show to end before they called the cops. Hmm. Makes me wonder if they liked it a little too much. I bet the masturbater decided he'd pick a different place to take care of things next time.


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