Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Oooh, spank me, hurt me

Ok, a Russian dude did a study in which he claims that everything from depression to alcoholism can be cured with a beating on the bare bottom.

According to the story: Researchers at Novosibirsk say caning releases endorphins, the body’s natural ‘happy chemicals’, Izvestia reports.Endorphins lead to feelings of euphoria, a reduction of appetite, the release of sex hormones and an enhancement of the immune response. They also have a similar effect on pain to drugs such as morphine and codeine, but do not lead to addiction or dependence.

If this were the case, though, I'd be euphoric. I've been a bad, bad girl. Visions of Army of Dad and Henry Rollins taking turns leaving red hand prints on my ass are getting me pretty happy right now.

HR & AoD: Who's your daddy?

AoM: Oh, you both are!!!!!


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