Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


12 hours later

Yes, my friends, it is 9 p.m. and I'm still at work. I made a run for the border and thought I'd blog while I eat my soft taco and pintos n cheese.

This is so cool, though. I can play my House of Pain REALLY.FUCKING.LOUD and no one is giving me dirty looks.

The building is empty. Aren't there porn movies that start like that?


  • At 11:23 PM, April 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think they start with "I never imagined this would happen to me."

    Sorry you're working so late, girl. :(

  • At 9:28 AM, April 05, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Oh yeah. You're right about that. I kept looking around corners and acting a little paranoid. I was doing ok until someone turned out the lights and was walking around jangling his keys. Then, my porn movie started to feel like a horror movie and I had left my knife in the car.

  • At 10:45 AM, April 05, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You did not leave it in the car! I can't believe you. I wasn't too worried about you being there so long last night because I thought you would definitely have that with you!

    Bad girl, go to my room!

  • At 11:44 PM, April 05, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    Hose of Pain? the "Jump Around" house of pain? That is so god damn cool cuz I have all 3 of their CD's, if we're talking about a different House of pain then no, i don't have any........

  • At 10:03 AM, April 06, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Jump Around would be the tune in question that I was having TOO much fun with. So, yeah, it was too cool. That is one of the benefits to working really late in a big old building with hardly a soul to be found.


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