Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

4.04.2005

12 hours later

Yes, my friends, it is 9 p.m. and I'm still at work. I made a run for the border and thought I'd blog while I eat my soft taco and pintos n cheese.

This is so cool, though. I can play my House of Pain REALLY.FUCKING.LOUD and no one is giving me dirty looks.

The building is empty. Aren't there porn movies that start like that?

posted by Army of Mom @ 8:58 PM  

5 Comments:

  • At 11:23 PM, April 04, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think they start with "I never imagined this would happen to me."

    Sorry you're working so late, girl. :(

     

  • At 9:28 AM, April 05, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Oh yeah. You're right about that. I kept looking around corners and acting a little paranoid. I was doing ok until someone turned out the lights and was walking around jangling his keys. Then, my porn movie started to feel like a horror movie and I had left my knife in the car.

     

  • At 10:45 AM, April 05, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You did not leave it in the car! I can't believe you. I wasn't too worried about you being there so long last night because I thought you would definitely have that with you!

    Bad girl, go to my room!

     

  • At 11:44 PM, April 05, 2005, Blogger cashin said…

    Hose of Pain? the "Jump Around" house of pain? That is so god damn cool cuz I have all 3 of their CD's, if we're talking about a different House of pain then no, i don't have any........

     

  • At 10:03 AM, April 06, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Jump Around would be the tune in question that I was having TOO much fun with. So, yeah, it was too cool. That is one of the benefits to working really late in a big old building with hardly a soul to be found.

     

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