Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Jessica Simpson is so deep

*please note the sarcasm*

She's hot. Yes, indeedy. She is so hot that I could switch teams for that gal. But, Army of Dad doesn't have much to fear in that realm. I don't think she's on the market.

But, I digress. Again.

Summer movie previews predict that Star Wars will be a little sad and then Jessica offers this great insight into her character of Daisy Duke of the "Dukes" movie coming out in August:

"Daisy's an all-American girl," Simpson said. "It's very empowering for a woman. She's a badass but can use her body at the same time. I think that's a really cool image to put out there for women."

Yeah, that is so what I want Stinkerbelle to grow up and aspire to be: a badass hoochie. Um, no.


  • At 2:06 PM, April 22, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I am guessing there are plenty of volunteers to find out how deep she really is...

  • At 10:19 AM, April 23, 2005, Blogger Red River said…

    She's the Texan who thought Chicken of the Sea was Chicken.

    She is pretty sharp but her lack of trivial knowledge about some things raises some questions.

    The best explanation is that she cannot read because of some mental problem.

    Go to the following url and search for the word illiterate. There is a discussion of her coping mechanisms. Very interesting.

    My guess is its extreme dyslexia.

    Gen George Patton was very dyslexic to the point he did not learn to read until his teens and memorized things instead.

  • At 9:15 PM, April 24, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    My son is dyslexic, but he doesn't come up with some of the goofy things that she does.

    I have a theory that God gives us all something of value - for her, it is her beauty. It may be something else like a sweet nature, etc. But, she was given her beauty as her gift. Smarts, nada.

  • At 7:27 AM, April 26, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh sure, she's stupid -- all the way to the bank.

    Y'all don't really believe those lines do you?


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