Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


The class clown

Class Clown
You are 14% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...

Shit, I really need to stop looking at these pictures while I'm typing.

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Your exact opposite is the Robot.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Smartass, and the Brute.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.


  • At 8:17 PM, May 11, 2005, Blogger Uzz said…

    And I am sure you will be surprised by the Uzz:

    Emo Kid
    You are 28% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

    You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet wuss! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, emotional, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.

    I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


    Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

  • At 8:43 PM, May 11, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Too funny...I was the smartass...

  • At 3:16 PM, May 12, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    I laughed out loud at Uzz's results. This is BY FAR the most accurate of these little Internet tests.

    Army of Dad = smartass. Really? I'm shocked NOT!

    Me = class clown. Accurate.

  • At 9:19 AM, May 13, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    I'm a confirmed smartass with orange sexuality

    this means something

    I'm sure of it


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