Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

5.23.2005

The voices in my head

Ok, I'm getting seriously paranoid. I keep "stripping" the drains, which means that I am pinching the stuff out of the tubes and down into the drainage grenades.

WATCH OUT! INCOMING!

Take cover!!!

*shuddering*

I'm absolutely convinced that the tubes are going to get clogged with these little fat globule thingees and my stomach is going to keep bloating intead of getting skinnier. Maybe I need to take more drugs. But, look at the red stringy thing inside the grenade. *I may pass out*

posted by Army of Mom @ 1:21 PM  

7 Comments:

  • At 2:09 PM, May 23, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Don't worry sweatie I will be home soon enough to empty it for you.

     

  • At 3:35 PM, May 23, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Thank you.

    I keep singing that song in my head, who did it? Harvey Danger? Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me. Just say you never saw me ...

    well, you know the song. Maybe it was BareNaked Ladies.

    I need more drugs.

     

  • At 3:47 PM, May 23, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You know, there is such as thing as sharing too much, dear.

    *tries to hold down her lunch*

     

  • At 3:52 PM, May 23, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It was Harvey Danger.

    Oh and the line goes, "..just say you never met me..."

    Kat, you have seen and done worse dear.

     

  • At 4:43 PM, May 23, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    Reminds me of that bit in the movie "Top Secret"

    "Some things are better left unsaid"

    "Like what?"

    "Well, like when you blow your nose in a tissue and there is no place to throw it away so you put it in your purse and forget about it and then later you reach in there and your hand just gooshes into it ..."

    "You're right! Some things are better left unsaid"

     

  • At 3:12 AM, May 24, 2005, Blogger Juicy said…

    Woah freaky. I just scrolled down and it looked like the stuff inside was moving.. gross. but yay for a new belly button!

    Nice blogging btw. Justine, Australia

     

  • At 12:58 PM, May 24, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Oh, that would be creepy if the stuff was moving. Blech!

    Hello Aussie!

     

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