Your hobbit sex & furries connection

I'm not sure what is scarier: the fact that if you google "hobbit sex furries" I'm No. 2 on the google search or that there is a site that ranks above mine. Beware, it is not for the faint of heart. This site takes my hobbit orgy to a place where my dreams never took me. Eww factor is sort of high if you're homophobic. Plus, these are not work appropriate pics. Not that I looked or anything. I wouldn't notice a homoerotic piece of art of Pippin *purring* and Merry or anything. Nope. Nothing to see here. Move along.

For you straight guys who are getting ooged out, here you go - Carmen Electra.

Those feathers could be from the kamikaze bird I smacked the other morning.