Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Green Eggs and Ham

That Sam I Am,
That Sam I Am.

If I have to read that Sam I Am,
One more time.
I may break out in a rash
And, start to rhyme.

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?

I do not like green eggs and ham.

Yet, I must read them here and there.
I must read them everywhere.

Stinkerbelle so likes green eggs and ham,
I must read it in the house.
I must read it in my blouse.

I am so tired of green eggs and ham.
Read it, read it. Again, again.
If I read it one more time,
Will you go to sleep and mind?

Yes, yes. Sure I will.
Ok, Stinkerbelle, you have a deal.

Do you like green eggs and ham?
Yes maam, yes maam.

Damn. Damn. Damn.

*doing a curtsy and stumbling to the bathtub*

I do so like a bubble bath.
To the tub, I take my path.
Crap, oh Christ, I'm starting to rhyme.
Please grown up friends, I need some wine.

Gees Louise, I cannot stop.
Help me, help me before I hop on pop.
Oh wait, NOW that's an idea.
I think I know how to cure this muck.
I need AoD to come home and ...



  • At 8:20 PM, October 03, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I am leaving work right now.

  • At 8:26 PM, October 03, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Hurry, hurry home please hon.
    I am ready to have some fun.

    I've been cooped up with kids all day, now I am ready to play.

    Hurry, hurry home please sweets,
    For you, I have all kinds of treats.

    I'm craving some adult time now,
    so do not dawdle and I'll plan to wow!

  • At 8:45 PM, October 03, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Now don't forget, you horny kids,
    You promised me you'd shoot some vids.

  • At 11:33 AM, October 04, 2005, Blogger Gadfly said…

    A funny post that was indeed.
    I think you must have smoked some weed.

  • At 8:28 AM, October 05, 2005, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Weed was nowhere near,
    on the other hand, there was some beer!

    Just kidding ... but it was fun. I'm sure you'll be glad when I'm done.


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