Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


I suck

Ok, Army of Dad, don't get so excited. I don't mean THAT way. Although, if you play your cards right .... but, I digress.

I just suck today.

Starting two new gigs now that the old one is over. I joke with people that my boss is a bitch (I'm self employed now) and that she never gives me any time off. I'm now working 24/7 as opposed to 40 hours a week.

So, between that, a child who pees her pants to get my attention (even though she is SHOWERED - no pun intended -with affection and attention), a house that is filthy (by my high standards) and then this ...

My fantasy football teams suck ass and it is because I'm a bad owner.

First off, I benched Plaxico Burress because he sucked last week. So, what does he do? Two TDs and like a jillion freaking yards (or 274, but who's counting?). I dropped Eli Manning the first week of the season, too.

I am just a bit freaked out right now. Need to get the house cleaned up and the Halloween decorations out.

*Calgon, take me away*


  • At 5:35 PM, October 03, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If you ask pickle he'd tell you i was the biggest "B" in the world . I want to be a stay at home person !! Not wife,or mother , just me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1M.O.T

  • At 6:35 PM, October 03, 2005, Blogger Uzz said…

    If you ever have fantasy football quandries, call me first...I am the fantasy football master:-) Seriously...I have so many leagues I am in right now and they are ALL going well!!!


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