I suck

Ok, Army of Dad, don't get so excited. I don't mean THAT way. Although, if you play your cards right .... but, I digress.

I just suck today.

Starting two new gigs now that the old one is over. I joke with people that my boss is a bitch (I'm self employed now) and that she never gives me any time off. I'm now working 24/7 as opposed to 40 hours a week.

So, between that, a child who pees her pants to get my attention (even though she is SHOWERED - no pun intended -with affection and attention), a house that is filthy (by my high standards) and then this ...

My fantasy football teams suck ass and it is because I'm a bad owner.

First off, I benched Plaxico Burress because he sucked last week. So, what does he do? Two TDs and like a jillion freaking yards (or 274, but who's counting?). I dropped Eli Manning the first week of the season, too.

I am just a bit freaked out right now. Need to get the house cleaned up and the Halloween decorations out.

*Calgon, take me away*