Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Can I buy a vow?

I laughed hysterically at that line. Can I buy a vow? *hee hee*

Kristine and her beloved at Random and Odd are getting hitched this year and in an effort to try and pay to take all their jillions of children along with them to Hawaii, they've decided to auction their vows on ebay.

I think it is terribly clever and wish I had the money to buy some vows or at least jack up their revenues a little.

So, if you are made of money and want to do something like make them talk like Elmer Fudd during their vows, go for it. I can see it now:

Shhhh, be vewy vewy quiet. I'm getting mawwied! *heh heh heh heh heh heh*

I, Kwistine, take you Schwan, to be my wawfuwwy wedded husbwand

I, Schwan, take you Kwistine, to be wawfuwwy wedded wabbit, er, wife.


  • At 10:50 AM, January 06, 2006, Blogger Charlotte in Pa said…

    It would sound like the wedding scene from "The Princess Bride"!

  • At 1:36 PM, January 06, 2006, Blogger Random and Odd said…

    I am crying laughing!
    God I hope someone with a twisted sense of humor like you wins this thing!!

    Thanks for the support. It means the world to us!!

  • At 2:18 PM, January 06, 2006, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Char - that does sound like the Princess Bride. Mawwiage is what bwings us hewe today. :) One of my favorite movies. I need that on DVD.

    And, Kristine - you should have some disclaimers that you won't be doing any devil's head (hook 'em horn) looking signs and Gene Simmons tongue things during your vows while saying "Ozzy Rocks" or something equally nuts!


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