Top 10 signs you're a gay cowboy
From David Letterman:
Top 10 Signs You Are An Alternative Lifestyle Cowboy
10. Your saddle is Versace.
9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men
8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'.
7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia!
6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower.
5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men.
4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.
3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea.
2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.
1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse.
Thanks to KR for this.
Top 10 Signs You Are An Alternative Lifestyle Cowboy
10. Your saddle is Versace.
9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men
8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'.
7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia!
6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower.
5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men.
4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.
3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea.
2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.
1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse.
Thanks to KR for this.
7 Comments:
At 7:30 PM, January 26, 2006,
Anonymous said…
WEIRDO!!!!!!
But cool!!!!
LOL!!!!
At 7:31 PM, January 26, 2006,
Anonymous said…
Hey not nice but someare okay in a way.,.,.,LOL,.,.,.,bye see ya l8r!!!
At 8:50 PM, January 26, 2006,
miguel132001 said…
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At 8:51 PM, January 26, 2006,
miguel132001 said…
FUNNY BUT TRUE OHHHHHH I'M GAY AFTER ALL
At 7:38 AM, January 27, 2006,
Jenni said…
I had to repost this one to my blog, it was just too funny! :)
At 4:34 PM, January 27, 2006,
Army of Mom said…
You have to have a sense of humor to appreciate it. My favorite is the thought of cowboys singing, Its raining men. That one makes me laugh out loud every time I read it!
At 10:52 AM, February 02, 2006,
North Dallas Thirty said…
(ironic smile)
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