Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Do ya think I'm sexy?

Tonight, Pickle is with Uzz and Stinkerbelle is with her Granny and Papa. Army of Dad is reffing soccer games and Hot Rod is sleeping soundly in bed. Now is my chance to do some housecleaning without anyone under my feet. I turn on my 70s music on the Verizon FIOS cable. (I won't tell you how much I like it, even though I watched a soccer match while eating dinner, which was cool).

But, I digress.

While winding down from cleaning, on comes Rod Stewart singing Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? And, immediately, another memory from elementary school pops into my head. My elementary school crush, Glenn Kirk, immediately came to the forefront of my mind.

I'll never forget it. We were in the third grade and he and I were walking down the hallway and he was singing that Rod Stewart song really loudly when a young teacher stepped out into the hallway and replied "What are you going to do if I tell you I think you're sexy?" His face turned about 18 shades of red and he couldn't even speak. She just smiled and winked at me. I think I laughed out loud. *shrug* At the tender age of 9, I was already tormenting boys and laughing at them.


  • At 4:42 PM, April 21, 2007, Blogger North Dallas Thirty said…

    I was thinking of you today, AoM. :)

  • At 8:56 AM, April 23, 2007, Blogger Gadfly said…

    Wasn't that about the time of the bogus rumor where he was rushed to the hospital with ... errr ... a stomach full of foreign protein?

  • At 9:43 AM, April 23, 2007, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    The song is on my 70s station again right now! Go figure.

    ANd, Gadfly, I was too young to grasp that rumor at that age, but I remember hearing that when I was in junior high. I think I heard the Rod Stewart donkey spoo rumor about the same time I heard the Joan Jett rumor of her having some foreign object up her backside.


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