Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?

Something I've never been short of - ass.

As a high-schooler, I thought I had a terrible butt because it was a "bubble" butt. The black guys in school (all three of them) used to tell me I had a "black girl's butt." Of course, those guys loved it. I thought I was a cow because all my friends were skinny and had no ass. Later in life, once my ass was a little more rounded (and not in a positive way), I realized I had a nice ass.

The grass is always greener and the ass just keeps getting bigger. Just a thought.


  • At 5:13 PM, April 21, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    My daughter and I were both blessed with "ghetto booty". We've adjusted. Sadly, my son has it, too. Of all the things he could've inherited from his mother, he had to get my a$$.


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