Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


The prescription

A calm, respectable woman walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if she could have some cyanide.

"Why in the world do you need cyanide?" the pharmacist asks.

"I need to poison my husband," the woman replied.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That is against the law! I'd lose my license and they'd throw us both in jail. All kinds of things could happen to us, absolutely not!"

The woman reaches into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband and the pharmacist's wife in bed.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now, that is is different. You didn't tell me that you had a prescription."


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