Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


What's that buzzing in my pants?

Get your mind out of the gutter.

It would seem that I suffer from this condition of thinking you feel your phone vibrating, when it isn't. I do this ALL the time. I have a habit of sticking my cell phone in my pants/shorts pocket because, more often than not, I feel the vibration of the phone before I ever hear the ringtone (which is White and Nerdy by Weird Al).

I know there are people who would make comments about me feeling something vibrating in my pants and how I must be accustomed to the sensation. To those people I say, well, uh, what I mean is ... oh, never mind.


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