Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

1.29.2008

I've come to realize

It is weird how it happened, but oddly enough, El Capitan from Baboon Pirates is one of my favorite bloggers. Not sure why. I guess he's a bit like me - the Seinfeld of bloggers. We have blogs about nothing. *shrug* But, it is nothing in a fun way. I think. Ok, never mind. I know what I mean even if you don't.

I swiped his "I've Come to Realize" Meme:

1. I have come to realize that my butt: ... was banging when I was 22. I always thought having a bubble butt was bad and that it was huge. Now, I realize I had the hottest ass in my high school next to my best friend, TB. She had a great ass. Still does, damn her. Anyway. My butt isn't too bad, just WAY TOO dimply these days. I am working on that.

2. I have come to realize that when I talk: ... I sound like a redneck. The Texas twang is really embarrassing sometimes when I'm talking to the big money dudes from NYC about real estate deals. Although I catch myself laughing at my editor from Joisey (that's New Jersey to folks who don't know.)

3. I have come to realize that, if I love someone: ... I'm fortunate.

4. I have come to realize that, I need: ... about four more hours in every day to get things done.

5. I have come to realize that, I lost: ... my ability to be organized and multi-task. Before three kids, I had the cleanest house on the planet, could find any important paper or receipt in a moment and had time to spare to sew and read.

6. I have come to realize that, I hate it when: ... I decide to go on a diet and give up junky treats and Arby's creates a chocolate turnover.

7. I have come to realize that, if I'm drunk: ... I'm very affectionate and much less inhibited. It also leads to my clothes coming off.

8. I have come to realize that, marriage: ... is a frustrating, challenging and rewarding institution. But, "institution" is where you wind up after you've been married long enough.

9. I have come to realize that, work: ... sucks. My boss is a bitch, too. Did I mention I'm self-employed?

10. I have come to realize that, I will always be: ... living paycheck to paycheck and fighting with my honey over money.

11. I have come to realize that, I like: ... radio music better than talk radio. Except I still like GAC. It is bad.

12. I have come to realize that, the last time I cried was: ... yesterday when I read a story about a baby dying.

13. I have come to realize that, my cell phone is: ... sort of cute now that I put a new silver cover on it.

14. I have come to realize that, when I wake up in the morning: ... I wish my kids would sleep longer and I could have 15 more minutes.

15. I have come to realize that, before I go to sleep at night: ... I need big sex to help me go to sleep easier.

16. I have come to realize that, right now I am thinking about: ... having big sex.

17. I have come to realize that, babies: ... are the result of having big sex. :) Just kidding. Ok, well, they are, but I have come to realize that I'm glad I'm not having any more babies.

18. I have come to realize that, today I will: ... probably not get my story written and will have worse allergies after the wind stops blowing.

19. I have come to realize that, tonight I will: ... freeze my keester off walking in the cold and have to clean the kitchen. Yuck. Where are THOSE house elves when you need them?

20. I have come to realize that, tomorrow I will: ... still not have my story done and will still have dishes to wash and laundry to do.

21. I have come to realize that, I really want to: ... have big sex. I'm noticing a trend here.

22. I have come to realize that, working out: ... sucks, but if I want to lose the cottage cheese skin on my ass and thighs, then I have to do it.

23. I have come to realize that, friends:... don't care if my ass is big, they'll tell me I'm beautiful anyway.

24. I have come to realize that, the person who might repost this is: ... probably avoiding work as much as I am.

If you do this, let me know ... and I'll post a link. Now, off to make dinner and clean the kitchen. Enough procrastinating.

1 Comments:

  • At 2:27 PM, January 30, 2008, Anonymous MorningGlory said…

    I'm a big fan of El Cap, too. And I'm not sure why, either. He just has such a twisted, unconventional view of the world - my kinda guy.

    Enjoyed your answers, and if I get ambitious (I haven't posted in over a week!) I'll put my answers up, too.

     

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