Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Favorite movie scenes

There are many more, but these few come to mind immediately. Now, many of these are ones that Army of Dad and I quote routinely in the course of a normal day. Yeah, I know. We're dorks. Me, more than him.

The Usual Suspects has several including my two favorites:
Give me the keys, you cocksucker.

Here is a montage of two faves: why'd you gotta go and do that and I'll flip ya.

There are many from Princess Bride.
Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

There are too many lines in Ferris Bueller's Day Off to give you any one particular line.

There are also many from Fifth Element. But, none better than Leloo Corbin Dallas.

This isn't in a movie, but we do the line a lot.

There are way too many in Boondock Saints, but one of the best: I can't believe that just fucking happened! This clip leaves out the best part: is it dead?

Tons of LOTR:
it comes in pints

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard. Ok, so it isn't in the movie, really. But, sort of.

My precious.

Eowyn: Courage, Merry, courage for our friends.

[as he kills the three Orcs guarding Frodo]
Sam: That's for Frodo! And for the Shire! *And that's for my old Gaffer!*

Legolas: A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night. (this movie line comes up about once a month, LOL)

Sam: *Po-tay-toes!* Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... (whenever I'm making some sort of mashed potatoes or scalloped potatoes or something)

Gollum: But, the fat hobbit. He knows. Eyes always watching. (lots of Gollum quotes about the fat hobbit)
Gollum: Of course he did. I told you he was tricksy. I told you he was false.
Gollum: Sneaky little hobbitses.

Fruity Oaty Bars

I can't find some of my favorite Serenity quotes on YouTube, but here they are:
Jayne Cobb: Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

Lenore: Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?

Jayne Cobb: She is startin' to damage my calm.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!

Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

River Tam: Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain pan, squish.

Jayne Cobb: Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?

'Wash' Washburn: I'm a leaf on the wind!

And my favorite from Back to School when Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon) tells Robert Downey Jr.'s character, Derek, that he looks like the poster child for birth control. Makes me laugh every time.
Derek: [to Jason - Thornton's son and Derek's friend- who's sitting there moody with a bottle of alcohol and sunglasses on] Nice look. What are you going for? The heavy, disassociated artist thing... Oh, it's the deaf thing. Maybe this will cheer you up.
[Derek let's himself fall in front of Jason's seat legs spread and is jumping around on his ass]
Derek: Oh, do me!
Thornton Melon: [to Derek] Derek! Get up, will ya? You look like the poster boy for birth control.

Ok, I'm stopping there because I have work to actually do. :)


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