Movie quotes, round 3

Finding cheap forms of entertainment has left us either checking out DVDs at the library or going through our own DVD collection.

For the second night in a row, Army of Dad has pulled out Boondock Saints:

Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.

Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.

Rocco: Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... [shouts]

Rocco: Fuck!

Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

There are so many lines. I would have to include the whole movie. :)

Rocco: I'll catch you on the flip side.

Connor: Okay, Roc...

[Connor looks at him and laughs; his mask is badly put on]

Rocco: What? You guys got masks.

Murphy: You look like Mush Mouth from Fat Albert.

[as they keep giggling, Rocco takes his mask off]

Rocco: Fine! Fuck it. When we're done, she can ID me. I don't care. Just trying to be professional, but nooooo...

Connor: It looks fine!

Rocco: Fuck it.

Connor: Now shut the fuck up, you look good. Put it on! You look fuckin' scary, man!

[Rocco puts his mask on, again badly]

Connor: [trying not to laugh] Now Roc, are you sure that you're obee-kay-bee?