Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Wishing you a calm (and hiccup free) holiday

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace. *giggling* Hat tip to my friend, KR.


  • At 8:42 AM, December 14, 2010, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    LMao girl, finish what ya can, cuz the dust will be back next week...for that matter so will the dirty clothes and dishes.

  • At 8:46 AM, December 14, 2010, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    you do do know that our houses would never have snow built up on them so pristine like that. Because if our children didn't throw snowball at the roof to get it to slide off, we would. cuz


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