Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.


Too fat to masturbate?

I feel fairly svelte and attractive today, although after seeing this poor man's pictures, I don't feel like eating any time soon.

This Fat Guy weighed half a ton when he went to the hospital to lose weight. How, exactly, do you get that fat before you go get help? The doctor told me to lose weight to help my bone spurs, so I may just print out this man's picture and post it in the pantry and on the fridge. That should be a pretty good deterrent. Best wishes to this dude on his weight loss. I bet he is so big he can't even jerk off. I would think that would be a good motivation for most guys to want to lose weight. You know?


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