These libs take the cake, er, pie

How unfortunate that Ann Coulter was assaulted in a run-by pie-ing while speaking at the University of Arizona. This second story is so poorly written, I have NO idea what the author is trying to say in the last sentence. If anyone goes over there, let me know what it means. I'm at a loss.

But, still, this could have been really bad. What if these guys had something besides pies in their briefcases?

Found another story with mug shots of the assholes who did it ...

I'm sure their moms are so proud.