Army of Mom

So this is how liberty dies ... with thunderous applause.

11.08.2004

ABCs Sesame Street style

A oink. B oink. C oink. D oink oink oink. EFG oink oink oink.
H oink. I oink. J oink. K oink.
LMNOP oink oink oink.
QRS oink.
TUV oink oink.
WXYZ.

Ok, I'm sorry. You can only hear that so many times before it sticks in your head. We killed the Elmo's Singalong Guessing Game video this morning in the now dead VCR in the front room. Off to the pawn shop to find a cheap one. Great. We had that video since Child No. 1 was itty bitty - probably almost 10 years now! So, it lasted quite a while.

Now, we're watching the ambiguously gay Joe on the new Blue's Clues. I had defended this guy, but now I'm with everyone else. I still like him, but he takes it up the ass, there is no doubt about that. AoD thinks Spongebob is gay, too. But, I like Spongebob and what he does in his pineapple is fine, just don't do it in front of me and I'm ok with that. *giggling*

I can't wait for the holiday movie season. We have The Incredibles, Polar Express, Spongebob ... I'm so stoked. Harry Potter comes out in a few weeks on DVD, too.

I'm feeling a little more up now. I spoke with the payroll lady at the magazine that owes me a small fortune and she put one check in the mail on Friday and the next one goes out this Friday and then another the following Friday. So, I may be able to pay bills and take my boys to the dentist after all.

I still have two massages coming my way courtesy of LabKat's early birthday gift to me. So, I may try get one this week and get my hair cut this week. It is looking like a mess ...

6 Comments:

  • At 9:11 AM, November 08, 2004, Blogger Astrosmith said…

    Hey, Joe's not gay.

    I have noticed, though, that they have put a lot more makeup on his face than they did to Steve.

    Have you ever been to www.steveswebpage.com? Steve Burns is one seriously odd guy.

     
  • At 9:20 AM, November 08, 2004, Blogger gone_1 said…

    It's not Spongebob who bothers me. It's that starfish-looking thing. *shudders*

     
  • At 9:44 AM, November 08, 2004, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    Joe is just jollier than Steve. *shrug* I saw Steve Burns in concert this summer. He is an indie rocker now and not a particularly good one. He has a great voice and is very entertaining but a mediocre performer at best. He is odd, though. I got to speak with him briefly and get his autograph. Child No. 1 made him a drawing, too. Was very sweet how he accepted it and acted like he was grateful.

    Patrick is not bad, he's just stupid. Oops, my boys tell me that isn't a nice word. He is intellectually challenged. Funny, but not very bright.

     
  • At 10:35 AM, November 08, 2004, Blogger Uzz said…

    Nope...I don't think Spongebob is gay...I think he is terminally asexual...but Squidward is about as flaming as it gets!!!

     
  • At 1:15 PM, November 08, 2004, Blogger Army of Mom said…

    I can see Squiddy being homo.

     
  • At 1:46 PM, November 08, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Odd question - do you know what the skit with the farmyard abc song you quoted is called?! I'm trying to to find it to show my kids the song they loved watching 16 years ago!! But I can't find it! Any help would be appreciated.

    Thanks
    Melynda

     

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